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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"

"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"

"A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize horses can't even hold a pen and the carriage just looks like a scribble."

"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"

"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"

"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"My friend stole my capacitor I told him that wasn't farad all"