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Joke of the Day

"Can everyone please stop making political posts? You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality."

"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."

"I tink Therefore I am Irish."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"

"A homely man is walking down the street... When a stranger sees him. The stranger exclaims ""Boy, are you fucking ugly!"" The man turns around and says ""Don't talk about my sister that way!"""

"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"What do you call a fat computer A dell"