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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"

"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."

"They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."

"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."

"My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby."