194310

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"Where was Jar Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movie? Answer: Who gives a fuck?"

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"

"My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!"

"I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral... Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood."

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."

"I'm just like Batman I have to get out of bed at night quite often."

"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."

"Stay away from this guy!!!"