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Joke of the Day
"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"
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"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."
"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."
"Schizophrenia I`m in two minds about it"
"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."
"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? Hello from the other side..."
"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"