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"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."
"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"
"Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan."
"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."
"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"
"Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !"
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend."
"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."