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Joke of the Day

"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"

"My favorite thing to do with 4 midget hookers ...is have a threesome."

"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""

"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."

"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi"

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."