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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"
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"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"