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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"
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"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."
"Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!"
"I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools. It sucked on so many levels..."
"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."
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