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Joke of the Day

"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."

"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."

"I told her she has the most beautiful eyes and she started screaming... Apparently she doesn't like to be woken up by total strangers."

"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."

"Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?"

"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"

"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."

"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."

"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."