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Joke of the Day

"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."

"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."

"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""

"Whats green and goes through walls? A frog if you throw it hard enough..."

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea."

"If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one."

"I just lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first time to be special."