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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"
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"Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. Ok, fine, mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."
"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."
"Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left"
"How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas? He was de-lighted."
"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"
"What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East? A Pimp"
"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"