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Joke of the Day
"Snowmen don't 69, they 88."
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"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."
"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... -Lee Harvey Oswald"
"Wish the trash would take me out for once."
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"[On a date at a restaurant] So this is nice huh? ""Yea,uh, who's that?"" *Dad is breathing on the window and writing 'VIRGIN' in the steam*"
"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"
"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"
"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."