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Joke of the Day
"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."
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"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."
"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."
"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"
"What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B"
"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."
"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"
"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."
"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."