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Joke of the Day

"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."

"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"

"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"

"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."

"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"

"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."

"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."

"Headline: ""Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"" My 1st thought was, ""Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo."" I must have Thanksgiving on my mind."