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Joke of the Day

"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"

"My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times"

"The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross."

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?"". The grasshopper says ""You've got a drink named Steve!?"""

"I told the Starbucks batista my name was Mary Krismas... They still can't get the spelling right."

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't milk it."

"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."

"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""