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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds."

"Son asks his father for money. So, a Jewish kid says to his father, ""Dad can I have twenty dollars?"" The dad replies, ""Ten dollars!?...what are you going to buy with five dollars?"""

"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"

"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"

"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"