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Joke of the Day
"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
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"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."
"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""
"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."
"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."
"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."
"North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When everyone knows that America is the best country in the world."