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Joke of the Day
"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."
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"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"
"What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate."
"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
"'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets"
"*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u"
"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"
"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"