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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"
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"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."
"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"
"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."
"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"
"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""
"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ!"
"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"