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Joke of the Day
"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."
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"I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing."
"A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin."
"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl"
"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."
"Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you Tim Vine"
"If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. #cool"