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Joke of the Day
"Hipsters liked the other side of the pillow before it was cool."
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"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."
"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."
"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"
"What do you call Hitler on his birthday? Hightler"
"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"
"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"