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Joke of the Day
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
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"What are your views on abortion? I'm undecided. On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice."
"A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick."
"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."
"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."
"I wish that Game of Thrones was on Twitter So George RR had to limit it to less than 140 characters."
"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""
"Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like ""Andrew Granola."""