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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"

"Abacus Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it"

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out."

"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."

"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."

"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."

"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"

"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."

"I told my comrades that the commissar is an idiot. I got 31 years gulag... 1 year for insulting a political officer, 30 years for revealing a state secret"