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Joke of the Day

"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"

"The wife came home last night and asked ""Is there anything on tv?"" I said ""yeah,dust!"" And then the fight started."

"If I got $1 for every time people called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"So my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like in the movies.... So I pulled out and busted all over her face....apparantly we don't watch the same movies"

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field"