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Joke of the Day

"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour"

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"I get Bi with a little help from my friends."

"An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, ""they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)"

"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"

"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"

"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."