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Joke of the Day

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."

"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."

"A guy ate part of his own arm while tripping on acid. After he found out what he'd done, he shit himself."

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"Are you even really committed to going green if you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?"

"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."

"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."

"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."

"Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet? Because they got lost at C."