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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Hitler on his birthday? Hightler"
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"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"
"I have abs...... .....olutely nothing"
"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("
"Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out"
"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."
"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."
"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."