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Joke of the Day
"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."
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"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"
"My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game."
"Answer: 9W Question: Does your name begin with a V Herr Wagner?"
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd love to be the bear of bad news. ""The bad news is, you're gonna need stitches. RAWR!"""
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"
"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"
"Why does a chicken coop has two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan"
"[supermarket] *Unpacks 60 items of groceries onto checkout area* CHECKOUT GIRL: I have a boyfriend. ME: Oh, OK. *slowly repacks trolley*"