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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop has two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan"
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"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."
"It is much easier to hula hoop with an erection."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming."
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."
"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."
"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"