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Joke of the Day
"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"
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"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)"
"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""
"What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans? Some mo Mexicans!"
"A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick."
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"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."