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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"

"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."

"Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys."

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"

"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas? His verdict."

"I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about."