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Joke of the Day

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"

"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."

"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."

"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."

"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."

"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."

"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"

"I want to become a lawyer just so I can defend all my clients in court by saying, ""I mean, don't we all make mistakes"""