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Joke of the Day

"[supermarket] *Unpacks 60 items of groceries onto checkout area* CHECKOUT GIRL: I have a boyfriend. ME: Oh, OK. *slowly repacks trolley*"

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"

"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."

"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""

"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."

"How You Can Draw a Muhammad Every Day Wipe!"