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Joke of the Day

"Womens Rights"

"What's the difference between a dept. store Santa and a male prostitute? I've never been employed as a dept. store Santa."

"as you wonder ""where the weed at?"" a worm hole opens up in front of you and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt"

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"

"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."

"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."

"Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous"