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Joke of the Day
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"
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"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."
"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"