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Joke of the Day

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."

"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."

"What happens when a mean girl dies? They write an o-bitch-uary"

"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."

"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"

"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."