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Joke of the Day

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"

"The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping."

"I didn't see a single Olympic wrestler use the sleeper hold or figure four leg lock..."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"Where do boats go when they're sick? The Doc"

"Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim lives in the United States."

"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."