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Joke of the Day

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."

"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"

"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""

"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"

"Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld? Because Demeter stopped working."

"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"

"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."