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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."
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"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."
"Prince The artist formerly known as alive"
"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."
"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"Traffic stop A cop stops a car and asks the man inside, ""Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"" The guy replies, ""Why? Is there an ugly chick next to me?"""
"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."
"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"