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Joke of the Day

"as you wonder ""where the weed at?"" a worm hole opens up in front of you and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt"

"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"

"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."

"What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright."

"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"

"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."

"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"