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Joke of the Day

"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"

"What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !"

"Have you heard of the beer Jesus made? Its called Hebrew."

"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."

"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"

"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."

"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""

"I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho."

"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"

"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."