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Joke of the Day

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? A juryatric."

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."

"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together."

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"A friend told me that I don't understand irony... ... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)"

"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."