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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."

"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."

"I asked my boss for a raise and full-benefits package. But before I knew it, she was going down on me."

"I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement"

"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."

"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."

"What do you get when you cross an onion and a donkey? Most times you get an onion with a tail. But every once in a while you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye."

"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""

"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."