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Joke of the Day

"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""

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"DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft"
"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."
"How do you fit 42 Jews into a Volkswagen bug? 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in the passengers seat, and 40 in the ash tray."
"People: Are you single? me: no i'm Album"
"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""
"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"