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Joke of the Day

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"What's the first thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield. Its asshole."

"*gets down to snails level* IF YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THEN I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE FASTER."

"wife: ""remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?"" me: [making cup of tea] ""no im not"" burglar: ""two sugars please"""

"Wrong Hole! - a love story"

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."

"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp."