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Joke of the Day

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."

"What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? A lot of bang for your buck."

"My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam. I told her, ""Yeah, it's haram, bae."""

"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""

"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."

"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."