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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? A juryatric."
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"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."
"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."
"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."
"Daddy can u get me a drink? ""No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink"" Fine *goes to fridge ""While you're there can you grab me a beer?"""
"""...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..."" They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*"
"Did you know Elvis once worked at a dry cleaners? He specialized in treating denim. In particular, Elvis pressed Lees."
"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"