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Joke of the Day

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."

"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"

"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."

"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"

"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""

"If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours."

"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"

"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"