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Joke of the Day
"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
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"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."
"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"How did the pig get to the hospital? in a hambulance."
"A man walks into the doctor's office to get a physical.The doctor says ""you will need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor says ""because I am trying to give you a physical."""
"[USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says ""bathtub."" M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay"
"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."