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Joke of the Day
"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
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"The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does."
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb? Only one, but with a perticular FETISH"
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"
"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."
"""Gary give me the gun"" ""I thought you had it"" ""I TOLD you to bring it"" ""I didn't"" ""who brought the getaway car?"" -Disorganized crime"
"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."