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Joke of the Day
"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""
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"I like my men like I like my coffee black, ground up and in the freezer."
"In honour of all the miss piggy/kermit the frog jokes going around today. Why can't miss piggy have children? Because she keeps fucking a frog and their DNA is not compatible. No?"
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."
"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"
"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."
"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"
"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"