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Joke of the Day

"If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours."

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."

"I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said ""That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."""

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."

"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."

"A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop"

"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."

"I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. Man, there was juice eveywhere!"