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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Have you heard the ""good news"" about Jesus? It's his daughter's quinceanera today so he can't do our lawn"

"How to ask for a raise Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me. Boss: Which 4? Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card."

"So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows."

"I can't stop telling people how modest I am."

"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."

"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"

"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."